oliveweed:

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

 

(via insertfandomnamehere)

— 17 minutes ago with 172185 notes

bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

(Source: heteroh, via kissmeluke)

— 17 minutes ago with 400152 notes

drxcos:

i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable

(Source: drxcos, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

— 17 minutes ago with 119485 notes

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

(via kissmeluke)

— 18 minutes ago with 759876 notes
lukeisnotsexy:

katara:

my english teacher retired and she just is so snide

personally I think the dog is even more snide

lukeisnotsexy:

katara:

my english teacher retired and she just is so snide

personally I think the dog is even more snide

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

— 18 minutes ago with 210559 notes

lermoon:

special talent: dramatically lipsync songs and pretend that i’m in music video

(via sensitivethuug)

— 19 minutes ago with 180214 notes

bewarings:

when people i hate talk to me: 

image

(via conflicting)

— 19 minutes ago with 102962 notes
normal person:sings lyrics
me:sings lyrics
:sings backup vocals
:sings guitar riffs
:air-drums entire song
:headbangs
— 21 minutes ago with 370975 notes