megasixtyfour:

"Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?"

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"There’s free food."

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(Source: megasixtyfour, via disagreed)

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ridge:

ME RN AND WANTING TO FIGHT WILLOW PAGE

ridge:

ME RN AND WANTING TO FIGHT WILLOW PAGE

(Source: katara, via lubricates)

— 4 hours ago with 67801 notes
vinebox:

HER CURVED HER WITH HER OWN AVI

vinebox:

HER CURVED HER WITH HER OWN AVI

(via chicken-nuggets-galore)

— 4 hours ago with 7171 notes

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

(Source: dispora, via chicken-nuggets-galore)

— 4 hours ago with 214925 notes
me after eating one healthy meal:i wonder how much weight I've lost
— 4 hours ago with 328848 notes